The Bloodhound Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine
5. If it looks like mine, it's mine
6. If I saw it first, it's mine
7. If you are playing with something and put it down, it's mine
8. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine
9. If it's mine it must never be yours
10. If it was yours, get over it, it's mine
11. If it's broken, it's your fault, but it's still mine
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